Florida Pastor Doug Giles has some advice for potential suitors for his two daughters. unless of course you’re ready to adhere to some “rules” he puts forth. Do not even think about approaching me with liberal, hippie, agnostic, atheistic, anti-American or tree-humping bull crap.
In a world where many young men are lacking manners, Pastor Giles’s old world ‘respect my daughter’ commandments are a breath of fresh air. Thou shall understand that your presence doesn’t make me happy. I have worked my butt off providing a good life for my daughter; therefore, you better have one, Spanky. Side note: One of Giles daughters has her own gun apparel company and another took down the corrupt community organizing group ACORN.
Last and very important, follow each and every rule from the first to the Last.
Make sure you do as it is supposed to be because truth is if you fail to handle even one of them, then life’s going to be real hard.
” to “Oh, I’m so sorry.” I think both responses are entirely appropriate depending on the situation. I would give anything to tell people, “Oh yeah, my dad’s a ________.” [Fill in the blank with any occupation except pastor, even garbage man.] As far as I can tell, there are two main stereotypes for pastor’s daughters: 1) the wild party animal viciously fighting off the PK label by drinking more and partying harder than anyone else, or 2) the sweet little church mouse who memorizes the whole Bible by the time she’s twelve and prays 24/7. (Let me just throw this out there: if you actually do have the whole Bible memorized, either you have photographic memory or you have way too much time on your hands and I want your life.) 2) Do you have to prostrate yourself when you pray?